What do we mean by “crappy beer”?

Hello, Congregants! Today’s article is sure to anger some people, but there’s no way around it. It’s an important part of the Doctrine of Beer, and we need to talk about it.

Diff'rent strokes, right? Right???

Isn’t any beer better than no beer? Isn’t it all a matter of personal preference? 

Those questions do have merit, despite what many “Beer Snobs” will tell you. The thing is, despite personal preference, there are certain facts that lead us to make the judgment call that there are, in fact, crappy beers.